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What can I say? I take a mini vacation, and things change. My blog appears to remain mostly unaltered, though I must say, that should hopefully change... Those bars really do need updating.

So now then; what is a blog? What should be done with one?
Is it the mere minutes of fame people seek, striving to post something entertaining for the viewing of others, to obtain hits? Fame is intoxicating. I know of one person who has a web comic (do not ask me which one... my fingers shall remain silent on the subject) and is very proud that he has readers aside from people he actually knows. One of these readers actually bought a wall clock with his characters on it. I do not know why. He doesn't either. The point is, though, that he has fans.
I do not particularly want attention, or any fans, for that matter. Perhaps this is why my blog patently sucks? After all, my favorite animal IS the mole, which spends most of its life underground, unnoticed by others.
Ah well.
Perhaps I will get in the habit of posting interesting stories of a fanciful nature. Or linking to video clips to share them with the world. Or posting ratings on different webcomics that have been read and subsequently reviewed.
These are all things that have been done far more competently by others, though. There is nothing I have to uniquely contribute to the subjects.
So, perhaps I should shut this blog down permanently; it does not seem to have much of a purpose, after all. Aside from listing my random ramblings.
People keep inviting me on to facebook. I don't know why; I am not even being invited by people I actually like, which makes me suspicious as to their intentions.
It does not help that I REALLY do not want to be on facebook as I told a rather drunk Englishman will poor table manners and the practicality of an Andy Warhol painting that I did not have a facebook account.
Don't ask.
On a different vein, it appears that my only known friend who owns a blog has abandoned it to the masses; this removes most of the incentive I ever had for maintaining this beast. What is the point of entertaining strangers?
That having been said, this will either be my final post, or one of many to come. If I do post again, I can promise that it will be of a different, and perhaps even interesting nature.